I have a confession to make. My name is Ahh-nna and I am addicted to gold spray paint.
You see, I've had these gnomes for a lot of years. Last year they looked like this:
You can imagine how much worse they looked this year. But, see, I don't like showing people at their worst, with their bellies hanging over and out, their hair all skiwampus, their paint chipping, and all. Just imagine that my poor garden gnomes were looking pretty ragged.
A month ago I decided to paint them something snazzy. GOLD! I bought the more expensive Rustoleum brand and MAN, have I been pleased.
|I have not been paid to endorse this glorious product. I wouldn't mind being so.|
These bad boys only needed one coat. ONE!
|Who knew gnomes could be so glamorous? Extreme Makeover, Gnome Edition!|
|he's a little spotty from the lawn sprinkler, but still gorgeous!|
|My animal planters. They are pretty incredible looking, even without their plants.|
|And four more just like them. All Gold.|
And my favorites of all, gold rats. They keep it classy on the dinner table.
I'm kind of obsessed with the gold rats. I'm not going to lie, they are my favorite thing right now. You would think that I spent THOUSANDS of dollars on them, but I didn't. Only one dollar per rat and my fancy gold spray paint.
I still have some of the gold left and I am scouring my house for something that needs to be gold.
GOLD, people! Who knew?